what in the hell

It’s hard to know what’s more uncomfortable; that Lady GaGa is trying to look sexy, or that god help me it’s sort of working.  Granted in these pictures from Boston three nights ago, or these semi NSFW pictures from NYC two nights ago, she’s mute, looking the other way and either showing off her ass or pretending to go down on another girl, but it’s still disappointing/embarrassing to be turned on in any way.  If I were gonna do anything with these, I’d board up the doors and windows like in a zombie attack movie, and even then I would wear a mask to hide my face, then throw my computer in the ocean when I was done and shave off my fingerprints for the rest of my life just in case someone found it.