that memo is kickin ass

JenniferAniston Producers for "The Baster" sent threatening letters to the crew saying they’d be fired if they acknowledged, talked to or glanced at the tabloids or paparazzi. Well, shocking news everyone; today is the second day of filming, and the four main photo agencies have 325 on-set pictures, and sources tell OK magazine that Aniston sucks.

"In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair," reveals one source.(She) wasn't any friendlier when the cameras stopped rolling. “Jen kept mostly to herself," one on-set source reveals. "She didn’t talk to anyone during the breaks.”"Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch," says an insider. "She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer."

Aniston fired her personal hairdresser over the weekend.  So now everyone has to stand outside in the 36-degree weather while she says "hair dryer: on" and "hair dryer: engage" until someone eventually plugs it in.  That bitch is dumb as a rock, she couldn't operate a flat iron any more than she could jump to the moon.