howard k. stern is under arrest

Anna Nicole Smith died on February 8, 2007, at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, from an overdose of the sedative chloral hydrate combined with three different types of the sedative benzodiazepine.  Her autopsy said her death was not homicide, suicide, or natural causes.  Unfortunately for her lawyer Howard K. Stern, the autopsy doctor is not a cop, and the cops make a frowny face when you give a drug addict barrels full of psychoactive drugs whose primary function is to slow down the central nervous system.  Stern, as well as Anna Nicole’s two personal physicians, were arrested last night and charged with eight felonies, including conspiracy to furnish controlled substances, unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance, obtaining a prescription for opiates by "fraud, deceit or misrepresentation", obtaining a prescription for opiates by giving a false name or address, and prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict.

It makes perfect sense that Anna Nicole would rise up from the grave to get back in the news.  Her life was like a good episode of Dynasty, except with all the insanity ramped up by a hundred.  Don’t be surprised if she actually walks into the courtroom one day, and the dead girl was actually her wicked twin sister who used to be a man, and Anna Nicole faked her own death because Dr. Christian Tremble was trying to keep Trinity out of the will, and then Anna will wrestle some woman wearing a fur coat in a fountain.  Stuff like that is what Anna Nicole used to refer to as “Tuesday”.