chris brown has apologized

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Chris Brown beat the hell out of his girlfriend Rihanna last week, and now, just 7 days later, he's man enough to say he's sorry.  But not so sorry that he's going to an accredited therapist or anything like that.  Because, you know, c'mon.  It's not like he killed her.

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person."Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong."While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else."Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.”

So, if you’re keeping score, he spent 40 words saying he was sorry and 70 words saying he didn’t update his facebook.  At least his priorities are in the right place.  A lot of crazy things have been said, but Chris wants to make it clear that any rumors of a SuperPoke are bullshit.