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May 5, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Not-fat female comedians have a rougher road than most. Nobody cares Melissa McCarthy hit the ice box at two in the morning breaking on the inside. She’s still that funny chick from Bridesmaids. America doesn’t want a skinny John Candy. That’s why we had him killed. If you’re Kristen Wiig in a bikini on the beach, the paradigm shifts. Now you’re the chick who’s ruining Ghostbusters and could use a ton more squats. Find a hunky younger dude to grab that chunk of forty-something ass and tell the world to fuck off. Belichick couldn’t have drawn it up any better.
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