Kelly Osbourne Burns Her Dad’s Hairdresser

When you desperately need to be in the news, you can’t go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out. 

That’d be Michelle Pugh, the frumpy 40-something chick who Kelly Osbourne blames for causing her dad to cheat on her mom. Numerous people pointed out how targeting solely the woman in an affair is kind of pre-feminist bullshit, Osbourne insisted this was different since her dad was almost 70 and this was elder abuse. An odd way of framing the first fuck Old Ironside’s had in a decade. 

The phone number bit seems over the top. If that’s the cell number you’ve had for fifteen years you now need to cancel, I’d kick Kelly back in her frothy cunt. You don’t expect a ton of unintended consequences when you blow a senior incapable of coherent speech. Sharon Osbourne shrugged it all off on her return to her show. Shrugging is all you really can do when your husband steps out public with an unattractive middle aged chick. You’ve lost the sympathy points earned by a younger hot floozy. This just means your husband is lonely. Smile and wave, Sharon. Ozzy will never tell. He can’t.