Playboy No Go Nude

While not hosting compelling essays on recreational abortion, Playboy Magazine continues to post photographs of models no longer naked. Just nearly naked. Which points to their futility of editorial purpose and the hypocrisy of nearly naked women advertiser acceptance.

Media buyers are slick Hard Rock casino men’s bathroom cocaine snorting wildlings. The corporations they represent are trepidatious conglomerates that live in constant fear of offending organized groups of old biddies protesting their lack of wholesome American values. Little has changed since the days of the Salem trials.

Somewhere along the line a master mason declared that the difference between family friendly and pornography lied in a half inch swatch of nipple and a not much larger patch of snatch. The sight of a mostly naked woman is okay for Chevy Silverado buyers but a nipple sends them slamming their pickup into the side of a Lutheran church during Epiphany. Photos of a Dutch swimsuit model twisted such that her panties peel doesn’t show her trim keeps Jesus and Procter & Gamble happy. Zero tolerance policies are just a cover for those who would have a pussy-free world. Modern views on human sexuality and cell-phone signal strength are the only things Europe beats us at and we just keep letting it happen.

_{Photo Credit: David Bellemere}