Amber Rose in Disguise

If it weren’t for the tattoos, you might not know you were masturbating to Amber Rose in costume. Let that chilling fact register. The very reason Halloween party hookups are a singularly horrible idea. Every naughty nurse looks super hot behind four spiked punch cocktails. Amber Rose subtly captioned her blond wigged look:

When he’s over 6’2, has a big dick and a lot of money.

You’ll be ten child support payments into that before you realized you’re Eskimo brothers with over twenty million collective rap downloads. Those tits are kind of nice. Always check under the hood before you sign papers.

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