Chris Brown To Be Arrested

Chris Brown is set to be arrested by L.A.P.D. Spin the Chris Brown roulette wheel of tiny nimble criminal complaints for the charges. According to TMZ, a chick named Bailee Curran, listed as Miss California Regional 2016, region non-disclosed, claims Brown pulled a gun on her in his home last night. There Curran was, simply hot-tubbing at Brown’s pad with a friend, when she began admiring an expensive piece of Brown’s jewelry collection. She claims Brown went nuts. Pulled a gun. Maybe shouted Death to America in ISIS tongues. Curran claims Brown seemed super fucked up and high, which is certainly the most believable part of her tale. 

Curran says Brown’s sober assistants tried to force her to sign an NDA before she left the house, but she refused. Fuck yeah, TMZ doesn’t pay you fifteen grand to go on camera and repeat, “My attorney advises me that I am not allowed to comment”. Everybody in Chris Brown’s home after dark is an asshole. They all just get there through different means. This only makes Chris Brown stronger. 

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