Ariel Winter Ass First Strategem

Somehow this photo cleared the Zuckerberg bare bottom negation algorithm, and thank God it did. Ariel Winter’s work needs to be seen, her voice heard, her ass painted.

It’s unclear if this girl is hopelessly lost or charting her course like a deft Magellan. She can’t seem to lose weight or find her clothes. That doesn’t necessarily make for a bad college-aged girlfriend, though it can definitely hamper your playing career if you play on camera for a living. America doesn’t like it’s tweeners. Obese or anorexic gets you a call back. Tubby and thick and you better have a decent standup routine or a famous family.

It’s all well and good to share photos of your big round bottom. It’s less inspiring when you forget to share them for a week and you notice the sounds of crickets in your public recognition bucket.

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