Lady Gaga Flop Top in Manhattan

It’s legal to walk topless in New York thanks to the leg work of so many pudgy feminists falling for an obvious ruse set up by men. And it was so easy. Legal to promenade topless, but still rather bold. You don’t see it much among people with jobs and homes. Something for Lady Gaga to consider as her crop top and braless thing continues for its second straight week timed to the release of her new album.

Gaga just released all the tracks for Joanne, with the kicker that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find some feature work by Beck. That promo probably sounded better in the ideation meetings. The only thing less enticing would be digging through a Beck album to find Lady Gaga. Expect the word “groundbreaking” to be dropped often in relation to Joanne. You’ve got to cut yourself to some music or your parents might hear the squeaks. 

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