Brad Pitt Maybe Not Too Faithful

According to a report Angelina Jolie’s friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. Cotillard herself firmly denies it, as does her husband although he’s probably drinking a lot more these days. According to a Source, Pitt has been partying super hard, which would make sense because he’s Brad fucking Pitt:

“The atmosphere was full of hard drugs and Russian hookers, and Angie was told Brad got caught up in it.”

What’s the point of this? Pitt could clearly have his people make up an article involving dubious sources which claim Jolie is turning into Cruella de Vil at an alarming rate. How old are you, 41? My great grandmother seems like more fun. Whether or not any of this is true, it appears Jolie doesn’t care and simply wants to defame her husband to keep total control of their soul joint possession, the kids. You can never trust a husband stealer. Particularly hoarding ones with cunt face.