Angelina Jolie’s Nanny Not Buying It

Angelina Jolie had a very traumatic childhood if you couldn’t tell by the goth thing and fucking Billy Bob Thornton and hoarding children. Her mom and dad split up after he started banging a younger probably much more friendly woman when Jolie was three. Kristann Morel says Jolie was raised by a team of six nannies who were paid $3 per hour, and that her mother would use the children “as weapons against him and that her mom resented Jolie because she resembled her father. It’s unfortunate how people recreate trauma from their lives, although where would we be without porn stars. Morel decided it was time to step in 30 years later, no word on how much the Daily Mail paid her for the interview: 

“I’m speaking out because I want to send a message to Angelina, who I care about very much. I want to tell her, “Please don’t cut Brad out of the children’s lives. Don’t use the children as weapons in your divorce. And don’t demonize your husband.” Because that is exactly what your mother did when she was breaking up with your father. And the result was you had a lonely and traumatic childhood. Why would you inflict the same tragedy on your kids? I am worried that Angie is repeating the past – repeating the same mistakes her mother made during her divorce – and I want to get this message across to her before it is too late.”

Morel is probably right, although to be fair she doesn’t know shit about the details. It seems pretty clear from an outside perspective that Jolie is using the kids as a fuck you to Brad though. She has a history of mental illness, has never once smiled, and looks like Cruella de Vil. He’s a pothead from Missouri. It doesn’t take a washed up nanny to see what’s going on here but it probably can’t hurt. What does the gardener think? 

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