Lady Gaga Compensating For Something

There’s an inverse relationship between how ostentatious someone’s outfit is and how interesting they are or good their music is. That would put Lady Gaga in the category of campaigning for Hillary Clinton because she’s a real policy wonk. She’s dressed kind of like a Nazi. Do you want to ask her why, or just shoot yourself in the throat? Let me guess, something about oppression? Could you stoop any lower to get attention? How about a pile of shit on your head? That might really draw a crowd.

Didn’t you used to trick the dumb kid in school without any friends into doing shit like this so you could laugh at him? It turns out the outfit was formerly owned by Michael Jackson. Okay, and? Rape Culture bad. Little Boy Rape Culture, awesome. As long as you’re drawing influence he did have a few nose jobs. Seriously that thing could cut glass. Still her flashy costumes are something to behold. I can’t wait to see what she’ll do next. A bra made of thumb tacks? That would be so crazy! A hat that is a live tapeworm? The possibilities are endless. It’s pro-wrestling for women. Idiocracy has many faces. Some of them take themselves really seriously because their outfit is silly. 

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