Alicia Silverstone Naked to Protest Wool

Jesus, PETA what now? It started with preventing ranchers from forcing farm animal genitals first into the extruder. We all winced and said, fine. Now it’s no wool. That’s fucking hair. My Supercuts lady sweeps it up and claims it’s going to make wigs for cancer survivors but we all know it’s straight to Peru for hair pieces for wealthy older landowners. Nobody gives a shit about hair. Except for Alicia Silverstone. She and PETA can’t help but broaden focus to all things animal:

Sheep are gentle, kind animals who are often beaten, kicked, & mutilated so their wool can be made into sweaters, scarves, & other clothing items. Choose fake, for animals’ sake!

That’s quite a rough shave. I’d ask for a new barber. All so cheap immigrant moms can make their kids wear wool pants to school. God I hated that. Wait, she has more:

They’re cut. They’re harmed. They get very seriously wounded, and there’s no care for them when they’re wounded. It’s just move on to the next. These are not creatures to the people who are doing this. They’re just objects. When the sheep are no longer useful, they’re killed. So, there is no happy place they get to go for being a wool sheep.

That killed part sounds fairly happy. Beats forcible shearing by men who see you merely as an object. Wait, is this about sheep or women? The vegan mind ever speaks in metaphors, mostly due to lack of niacin and iron. 

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