Anna Faris Sideboob Seems Purposeful

At some point when you’re married to an actor who’s spending four months filming romantic scenes with a young blond who digs weed and makes toilet jokes you have to concede he’s probably fucking her. You couldn’t blame Jennifer Lawrence for solving the mystery of the Hollywood patriarchy by fucking Chris Pratt. Ignore her $20 million paycheck and 30-percent of profit after breakeven deal on Passengers and she’s a veritable slave to the picture business.

Whether Anna Faris decided at forty to show off her tits at the Passengers premire because Jennifer Lawrence is fifteen years younger and more sought aftr is impossible to prove. So let’s all agree it’s the reason why. Women are remarkably catty. Successful women are ironically even moreso. You don’t get to the top without crushing the hopes and dreams of every other woman along the way. It’s possible women voted for Trump just to spite other women who hated him so much. It’s a crazy lot. Chelsea Handler’s minimally invasive program to get women to start supporting one another and hating white men may be onto something. Thankfully, it’ll never work. Men get prostate cancer and corporate media deals that render them unable to see their local sports team. We all have our burdens to carry.

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