Scott Baio Attacked By Wealthy White Woman

Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming he was physically attacked by Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer Chad Smith. Sounds like the shittiest fight of all time. Baio and Mack were at the same event at their uber privileged children’s elementary school when Mack recognized him and accosted him by reportedly yelling “Grab them by the pussy!”

It’s a shame the two couldn’t see how much they have in common. You live in Thousand Oaks and your kids attend the same school. Let’s see past our differences and realize we’re both super white elitist assholes. According to police reports, Mack then demonstrated what “Grab them by the pussy” means, by literally grabbing Scott Baio by his pussy. This is tantamount to assault so Baio filed charges, which is somewhat ironic because the candidate he endorsed did purport to grab women by their pussies without asking them first, though presumably in a more gentle manner than that of Mack.

Mack seems like a crazy bitch and has no doubt sold her soul by telling her husband she digs his music in exchange for not working anymore and shitting out a bunch of kids. Your kids go to the same school as Trump supporters. If you lived in New York, they might go to the same school as Trump’s kids. If this happened in Inglewood we’d give you a pass. The most incredible aspect of this story is that someone actually recognized Scott Baio. 

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