Lauren Silverman in A Bikini

When any romantic relationship lasts long enough, you start to forget that your girlfriend was formerly your good friend’s wife that you used to fuck on the down low when visiting him. Simon Cowell has inexplicably reached three years sticking together with Lauren Silverman who bore him his first and only child. She has a another middle school aged son by the first husband, but she keeps accidentally deleting him from her iPhone contacts. Life is all about looking forward.

Silverman and new son are now likely set for life. That removes a ton of pressure from the relationship. It also removes the oral sex. It’s unclear who bolts first in this current setup. Love withers quickly when you both can afford your own Barbados beach villas and better looking people to fuck after sundown. 

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