Daisy Lowe Is The One

Daisy Lowe appears to have found a middle ground in the real woman body modeling debate. Because her mystery bio dad turned out to be Gavin Rossdale, she’s been able to get top notch gigs since eighteen while still consuming normal person food.

The landscape heretofore has been fat chicks calling starving chicks skinny bitches and demanding equal economic gain for a fraction of the effort. Were it possible that women with a little heft from natural female BMI could have full tits and front fashion lines, the world would probably be a better place. The anorexic girls could step up to two stalks of celery a day and everybody would agree that Ashley Graham could easily make Daisy Lowe body type without oppressive subjugation to an emaciated norm. Maybe just give up cheese pretzel bites and add ten minutes to the elliptical. See what happens in a year.

If modern times have taught us anything, it’s that there’s little passion for the middle ground. Every hill is that hill people are willing to die on. It’s an offshoot of not having to defend stupid things in person any more. It’s far harder to be an abusive asshole in the public square than on your smartphone on the shitter. Let Daisy Lowe’s tits guide us to a better place. 

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