Tove Lo’s “Bikini Porn” Music Video

I love bikini porn, but music these days really sucks and so do the most of the popular popstars.

I am the first to admit that this is definitely the opinion of an old and out of touch man. I am totally unable to relate to anything I hear on the radio or see on TV.

I was never one of those kids who’s parents would get mad at the music I listened to, or tell me that it was garbage, but I know the meme or the cliche.

It was the theme of many songs / videos from “Parents Just Don’t Understand” to Sean Paul’s “Get Busy” where the dad says “Quit banging on the Damn Furnance” as the kids get down in the basement. I am sure there are others.

I just don’t think being old and out of touch even applies to the music today because it is just bad, it is lazy and sounds awful and computerized. It is barely just music.

Tove Lo, who is known for getting topless on stage, in her Free the Nip publicity stunts, has brought what looks like a gritty VHS shot 90s bikini twerk video called Bikini porn, where she gets to be as much of an exhibitionist as she can and you get to watch it.

It’s actually not a bad video, I just highly recommend you watch it on MUTE as she tries to take this viral. Attention seeking and you get to watch trashy bikini twerking.