Now You: Unpopular Opinion

We all have unpopular opinions, but only those with balls the size of grapefruits are man enough to admit them to the world. So flex your scary grapefruit testicles today and cough up your favorite unpopular opinion. I have so many due to my gigantic medically terrifying balls that I don’t know where to start. Grown men who wear funky colorful socks are below everyone else. Ariel Winter is legitimately hot. Chardonnay is damn delicious, especially with ice. Um. Come on balls think. People with huge expensive televisions are dead on the inside. You can almost always judge a book by its cover. Jennifer Garner is a Pentecostal snake handler and her children will die via rattlesnake bites. Well that’s more of a fact. Share your unpopular opinions below.

BTW, if you need more inspo, when I asked my coworker to share his unpopular opinion he knee-jerk said: “Teachers get too much credit.”

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