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March 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
Stormy Daniels is supposedly thirty-eight-years-old, but in porn star years that comes out to one-hundred-and-forty-five-years-old, and Daniels looked like she’d weathered every single one of those pride and jizz swallowing years while stripping on stage this weekend at the Solid Gold strip club in Pompano Beach, Florida. Like we even needed to mention the state. Daniels is riding the wave of publicity she’s receiving from news of her affair with Donald Trump, but to be honest, you’d hope slurping his Vienna Sausage would get one further in life than turning tricks at a moderately-attended strip club in Florida. And this is the height of her fame. Just imagine what Daniels was putting on her résumé a year ago. Her references were the phone numbers of every Love’s truck stop on I-95.
If you like big fake tits and plenty of beav then you’re really going to enjoy Daniels’ performance at the strip club in Florida. Recently Daniels offered to return the $130,000 hush money she received from Trump to keep quiet about their alleged affair, but judging by the six dollars she has strapped to her thigh in these pics and the apparent lack of enthusiasm on the faces of her potential handjob recipients, she might want to reconsider relinquishing the cash. You can get a lot of poorly chosen tattoos for $130,000.