Frankel My Dear I Don’t Give A Damn

Bethenny Frankel is ninety-five-years-old and has had a kid, and still manages to have, technically, a pretty amazing beach bod that she often gets credit for in the headlines. Never mind the fact that her face looks like it belongs on the shrunken head of Maria Shriver. Bethenny’s body looks good, and she doesn’t even have the droopy old cat belly that old moms pretend to proudly wear as scars of love for their children but secretly loathe. Bethenny, the creator of Skinny Whore brand alcoholic beverage, shows her age a little bit in her spherical stapled on tits and vag armpits, but overall, not bad.

As the title suggests there isn’t much that Frankel could do to make me give a crap about her aside from not looking scary on the beach in Miami in these pics, and there’s just something about a Real Housewife who thinks she’s above other Real Housewives that really bugs me. About 90% of the Housewives embark on business ventures in hopes of being able to deliver the line “I’ve got a head for business and a bod for sin” with the camera zoomed in on their crepe faces. It just so happens that Bethenny’s Skinny Bitch brand alcoholic beverages struck a chord with her fan base. Shocker.

Because of this and the fact that her anorexia (alleged, don’t sue) is working wonders for her body, Frankel consistently thinks she’s on top of the world, and needs to be taken down a peg. This post doesn’t really help, but we have extra downloads on Pacific Coast News, so now seemed like as good a time as any to write my one and only ever Bethenny Frankel post. Bye forever, oddly in shape old skank.

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