Mila Kunis Gifts Delivery Man Unwrapped Goods

After learning Mila Kunis does not answer her door with a shirt on for delivery men I? immediately filled out an application for Dominos and UPS. When finding out such perfection existed after seeing her on That 70’s Show I? wrote a letter to the president requesting we change the current form of currency to pictures of Kunis’ tits as payment. I? don’t think that letter ever reached him but being an overly hormonal teenager with dreams and ambitions made for the best memories. But even better memories would be the mammaries of Mila some lucky UPS driver got to deposit into his spank bank. It’s not even Christmas yet. This guy is getting gifts early. 

“My UPS guy is really sweet, and I’ve had him for years, and he always [just] drops off the package, but you can see him through the glass window,” she tells PEOPLE. “At one point, I was just shirtless, because I was hot. I was just with my baby, and I was three days postpartum, so it still was like [I was] pregnant.”

“I was just like, ‘Hey.’ Didn’t even think about it, naked, skin-to-skin with my baby,” recalls the actress, 34. “And he just puts the package down and looks up. And I was like … I didn’t even care.”

Kunis admits she “wasn’t really embarrassed” about the slip and “felt more bad for the UPS guy” than herself. “I was like, ‘This is not nearly what you thought you were walking into,’ ” she jokes.

“I think he may have been like, ‘Oh, that’s what they look like?’ You know, a nursing breast and a [non-nursing] breast. It’s just two very different boobs.”

Having a hot celebrity open the door topless as you deliver a package is its own porn genre and unicorn scenario in real life. But after the description of Mila’s on-purpose nip slip I? retract wanting to get any glimpse at her areolae until further review. How bad is the nursing boob at this time? Are we talking Rob Lowe advertisement one boob has Direct TV while the other only has cable? I? need answers and pictures for proof purposes if you’re reading this Kunis. 

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