Sarah Silverman Bikini Body

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn’t look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female comedians have the finesse of Greta Van Susteren riding a mechanical bull, the forty-six-year-old Silverman has remained fuckable through the decades. She also has a handful of jokes that don’t have to do with her ovaries. AKA she’s not 100% dick repellant. 

In a new Instagram picture, Silverman shows off her bikini body with the caption:

I’m posting this to prove to all you motherfuckers that even tho this melasma-ridden Jew has to wear two hats, zinc and a bandana over my face, I STILL GOT IT

Okay, maybe she’s mentally incapacitated. Besides the point. As I’ve said before, women look best on their backs. Gravity takes care of the stomach while keeping the boobs lifted. Except for when someone gets way older and the tits end up in their armpits. #Armtits. This is not specific to women, by the way. Go to Dollywood Splash Country if you need a demo. I digress.  

Even though she’s working her angles in this Instagram picture, Silverman still has a great body for someone making room in their wallet for their AARP card. She had a group shower with Michelle Williams in Take This Waltz (2011) and fucked a teddy bear in I Smile Back (2015), so you know she’s down to clown. Oh, and about the face. I don’t have any problems with Silverman’s mug, but for those of you that do, she did you a major courtesy with this bandana. This is a very thoughtful picture through and through. What do we say to Mrs. Silverman, class? Thank you.

^{Photo Credit: Instagram}