Chrissy Teigen Still Talking About Her Womb

The rate of infertility issues among female social media celebrities is roughly one-hundred percent. Reproduction related issues are the last topical refuge of women with nothing else to talk about. Intelligent women are good for a decent uterus chat, but they can also segue into other topics. The pumpkin heads stick within the realm of things they can see in the mirror.

Chrissy Teigen can’t or won’t shut the fuck up about her uterus. There’s a conceit that sharing super personal and private matters makes you accessible and relatable. Based on the social following numbers, it’s clearly at least somewhat true for women. OB/GYN doctor visit transcripts are all the content rage these days.

Teigen posted a past due bill from the warehouse that has her fertilized eggs in frozen storage:

“Damn how’s my embryo gonna be in debt before it’s even born. PAY YA RENT, embryo!!!”

Hah, she’s talking to her embryo. Fallopian fallout humor is a burgeoning genre. If you remember hard enough, you’ll go back to a time when Teigen was on social media wasted and half naked talking about laughing cake through her nose. Maybe I’m just jealous that I miss the better version of her. Nope, it’s the embryo jokes. 

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