Police Force Lindsay Lohan to Return Shit She Stole from Her Ex

Lindsay Lohan continues to state that her former young and wealthy Russian boyfriend Egor Tarabasov abused her during their time together. It’s unclear if the abuse was before or after Lohan went out of her way to describe Tarabasov as far superior to any man she’d been with before. Though certainly the two facts are not mutually exclusive. The previous boyfriends beat with the left hand but didn’t pay her rent with the right like Tarabasov. Decent catch.

Reflecting on the relationship, Lohan realizes that she accepts abusive men because her dad used to beat the crap out of her mom. In contrast, Tarabasov reflected on the relationship and realized Lohan had stolen a ton of his expensive stuff before splitting. This included his Rolex, jewelry, and some clothing valued at about $35,000. 

Egor had been chasing Lindsay for months for the return of his personal belongings, but to no avail. In the end he felt he had no choice but to go to police and formally accuse her of theft. Lindsay has been in and out of the country, so police initially struggled to pin her down to be interviewed. They finally got through to her after sending an email to her publicist, threatening Lindsay with arrest.

Police at Charing Cross station in London finally spoke with Lohan in person, after which she decided to return the ill-gotten booty. Probably a part of her new Quranic religious beliefs. Also, under threat of prosecution by British authorities. It’s always possible after a split you don’t realize you still have some things belonging to your ex. Unless it’s a Rolex, then you positively do and you’re a thief. You lose a hand for this, right?

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