Mommy Shamers Nailed A Win

Two months ago people who like to tell moms what they’re doing wrong, so, all other moms, leveled criticisms against Flip or Flop divorcee Christina El Moussa for letting her toddler hang near the pool unattended. This was after two days of criticizing her for sexualizing her older kid in matching mom and daughter thongs. Twitter moralism is a tough industry. Pick a side and assume you’re right.

In this case, the judgmental bee watch watchers scored a victory. Just two months later El Moussa’s year-and-a-half-year old toddler fell into the very same pool. He lived and he’s fine, that’s why this is modestly amusing. It’s tough to pull off a chuckle with a dead kid. There are no working comedians in Syria.

Christina El Moussa was quick to note that her boy was in the care of the nanny when the pool plunge occurred. Like chumming the waters. Internet moms hate nannies. Especially the ones with nannies. Child Protective Services was called to the house to investigate. It’s standard when a little kid nearly drowns less than two months after his mom was shamed online for letting her kid be so close to the pool. Nobody mentioned it might be worth teaching the kid how to dog paddle, what with his young life spent tightroping the coping of a pool.

Moussa covered her parental super caring ass by having her kids birthdays tattooed on her arm. It’s almost like being there for your children. Plus it forces you to learn Roman numerals. Win-win. Save room for the deceased date. Maybe standard numbering? Hip look.

_{Photo credit: Christina El Moussa/Instagram/Snapchat}