Serena Williams Pens an Open Letter to Her Unborn Child

Serena Williams penned a heartfelt note to her unborn daughter that fit perfectly with a down top boob shot on Instagram. Your grandma had a lot of kids. There are no photos of her on the mantle from this angle. Within the 78 words, Williams included two references to being the world number one tennis player. Impressive. 

“My Dearest Baby,

You gave me the strength I didn’t know I had. You taught me the true meaning of serenity and peace. I can’t wait to meet you. I can’t wait for you to join the players box next year. But most importantly, I am so happy to share being number one in the world with you…. once again today. On @alexisohanian bday.

From the world’s oldest number one to the world’s youngest number one. -Your Mommy”

Williams went off the reservation referring to her in utero fetus as a “baby”, busting the balls of pro-choice activists who prefer the term, the temporarily unaborted. Serena claims her unborn child has taught her the true meaning of peace and serenity. A heavy burden for the second trimester of gestational development. Though it’s possible Williams may be describing the calming experienced when throttling back on the stanozolol.

Many doctors encourage women to talk to their developing babies during pregnancy. Fewer suggest an open line of communication via social media and big rack peeks. Talking to your gestating kid about your WTA domination makes sense before they can visualize your obvious musculature advantage over your one hundred pound Belgian girl opponents. There’ll be plenty of time for discussions about mommy’s naturally gifted physique after you pass through her birth canal at forty weeks with a full Billy Gibbons.

There’s a solid chance she eats this child’s placenta. Followed by the child. You’ve already ruined the tablecloth.

_{Photo credit: Serena Williams/Instagram}