Madonna Exposes Titty

Madonna’s derailment is near complete. Her train is careening toward a sewage treatment plant that’s full of Chernobyl diarrhea. She fucked up again this week on her Australian tour. Madonna brought a fan on stage and talked about her hot ass Pat O’Brien voicemail style. Madonna yanked the girl’s top down, flashing amateur titty.

“Oh shit. I am so sorry. Sexual harassment. You can do the same to me.”

Madonna pointed toward her own crotch and asked the fan, “You want to make my hole big again?” This is consistent with her plea at an earlier concert, at which she begged, “Someone please fuck me.” It’s like that scene where Austin Powers pretends to repeatedly fall on top of Elizabeth Hurley. Only that was comedically amusing. This is prison rape amusing when you aren’t fond of the victim.

It’s been hours since the incident and there’s yet to be a lawsuit filed. Australians can take a joke. Because they’re dumb. And sexual harassment isn’t even a thing there. Because they’re sexist. Madonna’s either pulling one tremendously long con or she’s four weeks from hopping into Margot Kidder’s alley dumpster. You have to blame Rocco.

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