Bar Refaeli Arrested

Israeli model Bar Refaeli was busted for cheating on her taxes. It takes a lot of cajones to fudge your income taxes in a nation full of accountants. Refeali hid foreign income by being paid in Range Rovers which she declared as tzotchkes of no material value. To the tune of millions sheltered.

Nobody likes to pay taxes. People that fight for tax increases don’t like to pay taxes. Three people in the entire country last year checked that box on their 1040 to pay more in taxes than the bare minimum required. Nobody likes handing over shit they earned to an nondescript black box thousands of miles away. It’s unnatural. That’s why they invented withholding to take your taxes out of your paycheck before you even receive it. Then they invented a payroll tax to charge you for that.

Somebody has to pay for the guns and margarine in Israel. Even the beautiful women with fantastic tits who get to avoid most every other burden in life. How often and how sadistically Refaeli will be sexually exploited by other inmates in the female prison showers is entirely up to the dreamers. Why does everyone in here over forty sound like they smoke? Dayenu.

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