Justin Bieber Might Be Fucking Kourtney Kardashian

Rumors swirled over the weekend by and between people who have no interest in sports that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian were getting it on. CNN covered it because Let’s Not Call Them Muslim Terrorists haven’t killed women and children in several days now. It makes sense from the standpoint of Bieber trying to bang as many famous women as possible before his time runs out.

The pair have been spotted leaving nightclubs lately. And Kardashian loves babies. When Bieber posted this faceless poster of some chick he was making out with on top of his modified Audi because Germans love freestyle, it was just assumed it was Kourtney Kardashian. She and her sisters have been fucked on many car hoods while a guy stands off to the side taking pictures and giving direction in one of the Slavic languages. It turned out to be some random blonde girl. And Bieber trying to show off the new wing ink he got on the back of his neck after the tattoo artist told him the word HOMO seemed to on the nose. It’s unclear if there is to be a next step in the Bieber-Kardashian relationship. Look for some Tweets about just being super good friends with LOLs. Followed by murder suicide. Tiny people are crazy with the passions.

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