NIcki Minaj And LeAnn Rimes Halloween Titties in White

Some time in the 1980’s slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends with — how does it make my tits look? Which is more relevant than am I spooky and less relevant than can I be fucked in my costume and still return it with a straight face on Monday? Haunted houses have been replaced by raging bacchanalias. Who will cry for the pedophiles? This used to be their night.

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