Kourtney Kardashian Daughter Takes One to the Chin

You’re a pretty sick bastard if the sight of a girl taking a car door to the face makes you laugh. I did. You can see the high-speed frame shots HERE.

People are criticizing Kourtney Kardashian for reflexively waiting for her nanny to appear on the scene to assist her daughter crying on the ground after taking a car door to the face in Malibu. Who doesn’t remember their oblivious mom peacocking them around town for the cameras and taking repeated Range Rover door panels to the grill. The entourage of nannies and security that follow the Kardashians on their public outings are trained to keep several paces off-camera so they don’t spoil what appears to be normal mom shit going down. It’s like FDR being stood up for his public speeches. America needed the reassurance. Kourtney can make more babies. This nanny has only one that keeps her rent paid. Reaction times adjusted accordingly.

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