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October 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kourtney Kardashian released photos from Vanity Fair where she appears to be writhing in pain from family branded diet powder withdrawal. Like Trainspotting, but even less intelligible. With three illegitimate children, Kourtney Kardashian has always been seen as the thoughtful sister among the porn family coven. I question the wisdom of these photos. Wait for the Red Cross to arrive with a hot meal and a blanket. You’ll have to fuck one of them, but think of the wonderful stories for the Gonorrhea and Etc. chapter of your memoirs.
Photo Credit: Vanity Fair