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August 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
The cops were called for a noise complaint during desiccated crone Madonna’s 57th birthday party in the Hamptons. It was the deafening noise of someone trying to hold on to her youth that alerted the authorities.
You are trying too hard, Madonna. (TMZ)
Anna Toszogyova fences naked because why not? (Egotastic All-Stars)
Doutzen Kroes shows off her booty in a pool. (Drunken Stepfather)
In other news, Farrah Abraham is still alive and has had more plastic surgery. (Hollywood Tuna)
Rose McGowan forgot to wear a bra. (Popoholic)
Girls show off their massive cleavage. (The Superficial)
Nicki Minaj has a nip related wardrobe malfunction. (The Superficial)