Affleck’s Nanny Implying Something

Christine Ouzounian posted a photo of herself with a new Lexus, the knee jerk reaction being that Ben Affleck bought her the car to keep quiet or make him look super badass or both. I find this line of reasoning extremely sexist. It’s highly possible another super rich guy she’s fucking leased her the car or let her drive it. Also that ex nanny is bringing in a generous salary these days. In that case we need to adjust that gender pay thing gap. Not much is known of Ouzounian except that she increasingly appears to be the worst nanny alive. You’re putting the kids in that thing? There’s not even a roll bar. Fuck it let them ride in the trunk. TMZ insists their sources who loot vending machines are certain there was nothing inappropriate between her and Affleck and also that Harvey Levin has an adult penis so we’re back at square one. I told you to park my car not take a fucking picture with it.

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