Wonder Woman Looking Svelte

Gal Gadot will be playing Wonder Woman in the clearly atrocious upcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. That title just made me want to punch a page boy. Wonder Woman is a fascinating character who dresses like a dude at Comic Con and drives an invisible car, which is insanely retarded since she herself is not invisible. That would be like if you were invisible for the day and you hung out in the woman’s showers wearing a snowsuit and were immediately beaten to death by police and then people tripped over your invisible body. Negates the point. Gadot wants you to know she doesn’t give a shit about acting, hence her involvement in the Fast and Furious franchise:

“I didn’t want to do the obvious role that you see in Hollywood most of the time, which is the heartbroken girl who’s waiting to be rescued by the guy, blah, blah, blah. My agent called me and said, ‘You have an audition for James Bond. They’re looking for the girl.’ And I told him, ‘Listen, it’s all in English. I’m not an actress. I’m not going to go. A month later, I landed the lead role for a TV series in Israel. And two months later, the same casting director cast me for Fast & Furious. The rest is history.”

Moral of the story, if you’re super hot you can act like a cunt and opportunities will fall into your lap. This attitude should not bode well going forward so I’d settle down with a studio exec before your voice starts to drop. You’re paying the bills but not exactly putting together a stellar resume. I heard Affleck is available. Isn’t that the chick from that movie we walked out of? And her dorky husband? Basic cable’s a bitch.

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