Chris Brown Hamstrung

Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a vast array of interests including shoes and lining up shoes. Police believe a club promoter was also involved in the robbery and hopefully they will do minimal work to solve the case and concentrate on potholes. Stop hanging out with gang members, you’ll find things start looking up. Of course, being a woman beater you might end up getting your ass kicked or shot up at your next ghetto ass club appearance but that’s all part of the game. That’s why musicians make music. Then they get to pick their spots. What Brown is doing is akin to working as a stripper in Angola State Prison. It’s just a matter of time. Perhaps your guards and gangster friends will have a shootout and you’ll be a victim of collateral damage. An unfortunate situation since that will make new buyers weary of picking up your house since you’re clearly way behind the mortgage and spending all your money on shoes and full time security, not to mention being robbed by your homies is really hurting your cash flow. Plus you owe them dinner. Like is tough for a fake G.

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