Charlie Riina in A Bikini

I’ll concede that if this chick could make the water come directly out of her nipples, I’d buy it in six packs. Short of that, I’m not sure how you place a value on bottled water. Artesian well water is just another name for thank you for your money, you fucking tool. How’d you like to buy a Tyga album? What I know about water is it’s only worth something when you can’t get any and chicks who look like Charlie Riina will never not get any. What do you mean we’re down to our last bottle in the bunker? I vote my share to the chick with the amazing honkers. You can eat me when I’m dead. Not you, Chad. You claim Ratt is heavy metal. You can drown on dirt.

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