La La Anthony Cozy With Cusack

La La Anthony had a birthday party in Chicago and was joined by John Cusack, as you would expect. They no doubt had a fascinating conversation about alternative energy and strawberry lip gloss. Both are filming Spike Lee’s no doubt ham fisted movie Chiraq, set to premier during a slow news week so Lee can be permitted several low grade media appearances while dressed like a retarded eight year old. It’s unclear if La La is a featured extra or simply manning the craft services table. Anthony has several movies coming out this year yet her biggest achievement remains fucking Carmelo Anthony. For Chicago being so dangerous they look pretty comfortable. Cusack’s dumb shiny hat might not be a neutral gang color. Zero chance he’s packing. He passed away late last night.

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