Tyga Sings About Kardashian Pussy Crimes (AUDIO)

The ministers of social media are outraged over Tyga posting a track to Soundcloud that mentions Kardashian pussy and how the D-list rapper sees himself being arrested over it in the near future. Nobody seems super bothered that Tyga’s raping Kylie Jenner offline, but artistically featuring Boozie Badass behind a Casio keyboard beat seems gratuitous.

Tyga insists that he produced this symphony about being sucked off by bitches two years ago, long before he was pumping a fetus into the underaged Jenner. The song’s reference is innocuously about him wanting to rape Kim, or Khloe if he’s on the sizzurp. That’s legal in most states, though slightly more disturbing. I’ve never been a prematurely-sexualized illiterate rich seventeen year old girl, but I’m guessing this all seems pretty romantic. Me and you and our bastard baby against the world. What do you mean you want a paternity test? No, I don’t like to ride horses. Stop punching me in the stomach. Ow.