Lindsay Lohan Doing the Impossible

Lindsay Lohan has ten days left to perform 140 hours of community service as prescribed by the court to pretend they’re punishing her from one of he last four legal offenses. Lindsay’s trying to max out at a childcare center in Brooklyn but the place isn’t even open that many hours a day for Lindsay to clock in and out. Also, some people are beginning to question the wisdom of letting convicts do their service time at childcare centers. Sometimes that click takes a while. Lohan will have to be run through a formal background check wherein they will discover that she’s no more dangerous than her own mother in terms of being around children. So the kids have a slightly better than not chance of living though eating disorders and self-medication with Craigslist grade prescription drugs seems a given. Parents at the center didn’t seem to have much problem with Lindsay Lohan being around their kids which just goes to show how desperate moms are for childcare. It’s just booze and cocaine and some bad decisions. They’ll be fine.

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