Tyga Seems Short Sighted

Here’s where rappers face an uphill battle from lack of adult male role models. That last line of defense on really bad decisions. You bring up the idea of indelibly inking the name of the underaged chick you’re banging on your sleeve and your old man or favorite crotchety science teacher or coach will kick you in the nuts and tell you to stop thinking with your dick. That’s the pain you’re going to look back on with gratitude. A sycophantic posse isn’t going to tell you shit you don’t want to hear. Yeah, Tyga, that’s awesome. No way they use that against you in court. Do you think Chris Brown is hiring for assistant weed procurer? I’m asking for a friend.

Tyga’s tattoo is apparently in response to Blac Chyna going on social media and asking for her former boo to come home. I speak fluent whore and I can tell you that’s a shot across the bow of Kylie Jenner. Kylie’s sisters’ got the fame and fortune and her dad’s becoming a woman on national television. She may have the intellectual power of dented marbles, but she’s not losing her black rapper boyfriend. He’s her lifeline. Point to that underaged pussy and compel your man to mark your name on his ulna. If he’s as dumb as looks, he’s going to oblige. Romance isn’t dead, it’s just takng a break. This can only end well.

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