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March 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There is no more pointless investigation than verifying whether or not Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking the chick standing next to him in any given paparazzi photo. Let me save you some time. He is. Thrice that very day, four times on a Sunday when his ball sac belongs to God. That ponytailed chub has the Cock of Unstoppability. It’s not even asking anymore. It’s just knocking as a slight nod to chivalry and walking in. Is Leo banging Rihanna? Look for the stars in her eyes and the imprint of a tiny hand on her left butt cheek.
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