Chris Brown’s Stupid Baby Name And Shit Around The Web

March 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Chris Brown named his new bastard baby, Royalty. It’s a nice play on words given her regal breeding and the fact that she’ll someday be utilizing her bio dad’s music royalties to pay for her court ordered rehab. I’m holding back my puke until Chris Brown makes his first statement about the baby changing him for the better.

Read all about what this assclown was thinking. (TMZ)

Bras? We don’t need no stinking bras! (The Chive)

Erika Moreno topless will make your face explode. (Egotastic)

Kylie Jenner isn’t, like, materialistic. She’s, like, totally spiritual. (Huffington Post)

Amy Hood shows off her naked body and lovely bush. (Drunken Stepfather)

Anna Sophia Berglund shills pricey water in a white bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Lowndes knows how to sell her sexiness on Instagram. (Popoholic)

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