Ronda Rousey Questions Free Market

The UFC’s Ronda Rousey thinks female UFC fighters should get paid more than the ring girls. Sounds fair enough but if pay was based on the effort involved the guy who shingled your roof would be rocking a Bentley. Turns out pay works itself out as supply and demand. There are plenty of damaged ex Catholic girls willing to cock fight for the amusement of spectators or revenge on their fathers. Chicks who can walk in a circle, not so much. Rousey has in particular singled out Arianny Celeste who is the Cindy Crawford of sexually inappropriate jeering:

“Do you think her walking in circles around the two guys or two girls out there, like, fighting for their lives, is worth more? You think she works harder than they do?”

Celeste responded by calling Rousey a “bully” and then hiding in a locker and reverting back to her birth name. If anything the ring girls are especially important in women’s MMA, whose audience is 90 percent male. Guys see chicks punching each other in the ear and they get confused. Am I supposed to be angry, perturbed, aroused? Should I come to her defense and why is my dick out? Wait, do I have a thing for Marshawn Lynch? Yeah kick her fucking ass! I think I have some valium in the bathroom pour me another Makers. Hey there’s that ring girl with the nice tits. Thank God.

Photo Credit: Instagram