Gabi Grecko Is America

Whoring used to be a surreptitious profession. Girls had cover jobs like waitress or Macy’s makeup counter associate and you wondered how they could afford an Audi. Maybe their daddy was rich or they lost a lung as a child from elementary school asbestos and had a trust fund. You didn’t go straight to whore. Now the working girls are emblazoning their career choices on social media.

Aspiring model and DJ, Gabi Grecko, got herself on some low rent reality show called Club Kids New York on the Axis Channel. The Axis Channel is available only in Tribeca west of Broadway and certain parts of Bulgaria if the seventh son of the seventh son stands on the roof with rabbit ears. Her sexual behavior on the show carries over to her social media pages where she posts tons of pictures of her tits. Enough photos to get elderly Australian playboy Geoffrey Edelstein interested in having her rub grapefruits on his cock while he tries to stay awake. It’d be easy to discredit Grecko, but she has a more capitalistic mentality than the rest of her millennial cohorts. She’s not looking for a handout, simply waking up every morning and taking her prized hogs to market. We used to call that America. Somebody pin a medal on this chick. Or old man sperm. Though your credit card will be billed for the latter.

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