Warren Sapp Showed Cops His BJ Video

The police report of Warren Sapp’s prostitution arrest reveals about what you’d expect. Sapp met two strippers in the hotel bar and offered them $300 each to blow him, simultaneous or back to back is unclear. Stud if you can make it count on the backend. When the women came to his room they started dancing as Sapp threw multiple hundred dollar bills at them. This is where the trouble started. When making it rain always keep a clear ledger or at least approximate the number of bills you’re parting with. At some point the younger stripper started blowing him and he recorded it on his cellphone as a keepsake. How often are you going to be able to get a hooker to blow you after all? The same chick demanded more money for sex, but Sapp was sticking to beer and oral that night. The stripper, now firmly entrenched into the category of prostitute, became “irate” and spit in his face. Then she called security. At that point Sapp grabbed her by the arms and threw her out of his hotel room. Somebody didn’t read their hooker etiquette book.

“I do what I do, but that doesn’t give him the right to put his hands on me.”

Technically, it does. It’s called a business arrangement. To what extent is up to you. Cradling the back of the head is one thing, throwing punches another. If a chick demands money and spits in my face you can bet she’s moving on. Unless Sapp suplexed her out his room I’d posit he acted with at least some regard for her physical well-being. The weird part is once cops arrived Sapp showed them the video of the chick blowing him either to back up his case or because he was desperate to relive the high fives of his playing days. This did not have his intended effect and police cited the video as evidence. I guess it’s better to be open about paying for head than a rumor you like to beat up whores. That’s all I ask of my role models. You don’t have to be perfect, just be real. Lead by example. Show me what not to do.