Chelsea Handler Titty Yawns

I never really thought I’d grow tired of a halfway attractive woman’s exposed tits but the moment has come. There just aren’t that many ways to make a slightly haggard pair of tits appealing, whether parading them on back of a camel or screening Rocky Horror Picture Show on them in a park for charity. Chelsea Handler is being applauded by the women’s liberation movement, who are no doubt simultaneously angry at her objectification. It’s like pissing on the lawn while you say some blowhard shit about water conservation. Never liked Handler. No longer like her tits. If you’re out of ideas it’s time to hang them up sister.

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